What can melt your heart?

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

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Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

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Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

Everyone - okay didi.

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One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

In what ways is Bollywood becoming westernized?

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

Scene- oath ceremony

Me- (keep laughing)

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Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

What is a good tool for product analytics besides Google Analytics?

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

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Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

My girlfriend lied and said she never gave oral until me. She was very skilled. I’m upset with her lying. Do I dump her?

Me- (laughs)

Talks with kids.

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

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He- (blank face)

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

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He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

What can melt your heart?

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

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Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?

Me- hey what you're doing here?

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

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hearhim (ignore my voice)